April Fools (SMS)

(1) A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

(2) When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

(3) Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

(4) If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

(5) Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho...
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi' hai...

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Good Luck (SMS)

(1) Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds andsuccess as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…

(2) I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true
so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

(3) Always try 2 b a first place winner,
coz d second place winner is d first loser.
Good Luck

(4) With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights
in the world & with all the children’s Smiles…
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..

(5) Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who MISSES u,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,
Wish u all the Best

(6) I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday &
Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

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Get Well Soon (SMS)

(1) May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.

(2) Heard that you”re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!

(3) Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and running and back at Kommies again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

(4) May the little flower, laying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly,
this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday.
Get Well Soon!

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Funny (SMS)

(1) Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

(2) Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

(3) You know biggest irony of marriage is that,
Woman expects man to change & they don’t & Man
expects woman not to change & they do!

(4) A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,
After marriage Made for each other,
In future Mad because of each other…..!!!

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Funny (SMS)

(1) I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u and I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

(2) Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

(3) Tum haste raho, nachte raho,
muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….

(4) Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

(5) Two birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other fly away…..why?
saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

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Friendship (SMS)

(1) As I saw ants crawl up the wall,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
they still stop and communicate with each other.
I hope we can be like them.

(2) Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
The only difference is that friendships don’t have an expiry date.

(3) Friendship never speaks volumes,
it never demands proof,
it never has a happy ending too simply
coz it doesn’t end as long as friends r true,
just like U!

(4) If ur friendship be money,
I’ll be richest man.If ur friendship be pounds,
I’ll be heaviest man.If ur friendship be luv,
I’ll be luckiest man.
But ur friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man

(5) If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower.
If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour.
If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree.
If u need a friend, u already have me.

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Friendship (SMS)

(1) The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you,
but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

(2) FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

(3) As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains;as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits.As long as we have Friendship,
each day is never a waste.

(4) To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

(5) Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people,
(I)nspires you to do something in life,
catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

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Friendship (SMS)

(1) Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…

(2) Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

(3) Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend coz you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

(4) Dont write your name on sand,
waves will wash it.Dont write your name on sky,
wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.

(5) When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, “I care for you” converts into
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

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Mobile (SMS)

(1) What is a Girlfriend adition of problem,
subtract of money,
multiple of enemey,
divison of friends have of luck.

(2) CHOTE LOG "PAISE" KI BAAT KARTE HAI,
BADE LOG "TIME"KI BAAT KARTE HAI",
MAHAN LOG "BAAT" HI NAHI KARTE HAI",
WO TO SIRF "SMS" KARTE HAI aur NIKAMME LOG SIRF PADHTE HAI.

(3) Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.
'Samsung' hospital ke Nokia ward me hai.
Doctor 'Motorola' ka kehna hai SmS ki botayl chahiye.
Plz mere Mobile ko bachalo.

(4) Bhej ke ye paigam hamne aapko yaad kiya hai,
fir na khena hamne aapko nazar andaz kiya hai .
Na shikwa na koi bahana hoga ,
Is SMS ki kasam aapko abhi ke abhi muskurana hoga.

(5) MATHS MAGIC :- 259 x UR AGE x 39 = ??? Just Try It.
U Will Be Getting An Interesting Result.
Just try & forward to your friends...Use calculator.
By: Shudhanshu Shekhar

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कसूर क्या हुआ...

कसूर क्या हुआ ऐसा हमे तो बता दीजिये
प्यार को हमारे यु ना सजा दीजिये

रुसवा ना करे प्यार को हमारे
बहारो को भी यु ना सजा दीजिये

कई रातो से नहीं सोया
सपनो को भी यु ना सजा दीजिये

चांदनी भी है खफा
क्यूँ चाँद को तो बता दीजिये

तोलते हो प्यार को कीस मोल के हिसाब
रहने दो बस मोल तो बता दीजिये

वफ़ा वक़्त कि ना सही
हमे बेवफा तो ठैरा दीजिये

चले थे साथ-साथ जो प्यार कि राह
अब मंजिल है कहाँ यह तो बता दीजिये

मांगेगी फिजाये बरसो तलक यह हिसाब
हिसाब करना तो एक बार समझा दीजिये
By: मुरली कुमार

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Exams (SMS)

(1) Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

(2) kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

(3) har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

(4) Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.

(5) Every sunset gives u one day less
to joy do notworry every sun rise
gives u one day more 2 hope 4
Best bless to you

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