Mobile (SMS)

(1) What is a Girlfriend adition of problem,
subtract of money,
multiple of enemey,
divison of friends have of luck.

(2) CHOTE LOG "PAISE" KI BAAT KARTE HAI,
BADE LOG "TIME"KI BAAT KARTE HAI",
MAHAN LOG "BAAT" HI NAHI KARTE HAI",
WO TO SIRF "SMS" KARTE HAI aur NIKAMME LOG SIRF PADHTE HAI.

(3) Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.
'Samsung' hospital ke Nokia ward me hai.
Doctor 'Motorola' ka kehna hai SmS ki botayl chahiye.
Plz mere Mobile ko bachalo.

(4) Bhej ke ye paigam hamne aapko yaad kiya hai,
fir na khena hamne aapko nazar andaz kiya hai .
Na shikwa na koi bahana hoga ,
Is SMS ki kasam aapko abhi ke abhi muskurana hoga.

(5) MATHS MAGIC :- 259 x UR AGE x 39 = ??? Just Try It.
U Will Be Getting An Interesting Result.
Just try & forward to your friends...Use calculator.
By: Shudhanshu Shekhar