Funny (SMS)

(1) Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

(2) Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

(3) You know biggest irony of marriage is that,
Woman expects man to change & they don’t & Man
expects woman not to change & they do!

(4) A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,
After marriage Made for each other,
In future Mad because of each other…..!!!